g:
"It's just a little rash and I've discovered it's not contagious -- to humans."
Vladia_TheDark1:
Yes, she does indeed have a larger set of jugs than you, Ensign Reed.
Kaete_Ver:
But you'll always love me, won't you Mr. Fuzzy?
Nodrog_CRC:
"I'm sorry, sir, but we have to do a cavity search on all suspected illegal aliens." "Thank you."
Cyberbeast:
The black comunity is finally cracking down on white actors who think they're blues musicians.
Nodrog_CRC:
I saw this handsign in an Earth movie once... I believe it is called 'The Great Bird of the Galaxy,' or something like that."
Billy_Zoom:
Um, could we get a little more volume on that jacket, please?
Billy_Zoom:
Uh oh, the villain is in trouble now... Mr. and Mrs. Columbo are on the case.
Billy_Zoom:
"Bless you, Mr. Busey.... those summer colds can be brutal."
sickcat:
Ok Soni, I guess it's you and your cardboard saint against me and my glow-in-the-dark logo. Bring it on!
LongLiveRock:
Freddy Kruger meets up with Cheech and Chong
jack_routers:
"I want the headpiece to the Staff of Ra..."
LongLiveRock:
Let me show you how to do the fish-slapping dance.
LongLiveRock:
Judy the Purtian Ripperess
KIPPAGE:
"Ah'm gonna bat me one uh' them towel-head Bin Laudin jarks!"
JRavenCT:
"Sir, I don't think baseball in a sub is such a good idea." "Shut up, Johnson!"
Loodvig:
"Hand over ALL your Pal bubblegum, and I won't hurt you..."
warlock42:
Are you sure no one farted?