AustinThreeSixteen:
"Come on cappers, I dare ya to cap me, you bunch of fuckin pussies!"
Amon:
After years of taunting, Mel finally gave in and kissed Flo's grits. Little did he know about the communicable disease.
Amon:
"I have failed you, Baron Munchausen. I am not worthy to look on you."
sickcat:
Did you ever have the feeling that life was passing you by and you weren't even aware of it?
Vicious:
"You've been trying for 15 years and you still haven't pooped! Disgusting!"
Britney_Spheres:
Texaco Gas Pumps... OF THE FUTURE!
144b:
O~Gigantor!~O Gigantor the space age robot! He's at your comand!~O
Britney_Spheres:
"Captain, you ever have one of those boogers that's all the way up there?" *dig dig pick pick*
mikelesq:
"Alright, it's from the 1970's, but I still think I can repair this fireplace."
mikelesq:
Someone tell Mr. Bunyan not to leave his monacle lying around.
Generik:
I'm sorry, honey, but I only wanted ONE singular sensation. I distinctly felt two... or maybe even three.
Hinermad:
Uhh... I don't think a golf game starts with a jump ball, ref.
nashtbrutusandshort:
Gotta love the new Team Microsoft bowling shirts.
Amon_ster:
Stop moving, Arthur Ash! I can't draw the back of your head if you keep moving!
nashtbrutusandshort:
The problem with you Invertebrate Brothers is, neither of you have got any backbone.
HoosierDaddy:
Whoo! When did the Klan get laser scopes?
JurrasicPork:
It seems our suspicions are confirmed, Dr Leakey- These statues were carved and erected by a race of giant Buddhists with a foot fetish.
cyoungdahl:
And now boys and girls, it's time to watch "Hank Fubert, Airport Security"