Saltydog:
Unfortunately, not having passed "Go," he had to give back the two hundred bucks.
Saltydog:
The very next day a visitor to the zoo got too close to the bars, she mauled him, and they had to put her to sleep.
JoNanite:
Yeah, she LOOKS harmless, but under that cute cuddly facade beats the heart of a stone cold blooded killer.
Saltydog:
She puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars...
jondapicam:
"Welcome to the sacred junkyard in the sky, Mr. Sanford..."
Saltydog:
Sure, playing "snap the suspenders" LOOKS like fun--until somebody's heart stops.
JoNanite:
Is that a mirror, or just his doppleganger looking back at him?
Amon:
Jack Marshak went a little nuts after the heart attack.
JoNanite:
In his later years, Indy was reduced to exploring local jails, zoos and traveling shows.
JoNanite:
The Leprechauns got big...
bugwber:
"The Six Million Dollar Smiling Man" ...starring John Edward.
DoobieBro21988:
Take your pick, ax or noose.
DoobieBro21988:
I hope the wind doesn't pick up, if my puffy shirt hits the flame I'll die in seconds.
E_the_E:
Unless his phaser's set on stun... ah, screw it. THIS ISN'T SCIENCE FICTION!!!
MSTzilla:
"Hey William, when we said rape and plunder, we meant the *women*. Yeesh."
E_the_E:
Well, I'll be. Mike and the bots were right: Every epoch has it's own Ethan Hawke.
E_the_E:
'bout time somebody kicked Simon LeBon's ass.
E_the_E:
His final words: "With the lights out, it's less dangerous. Here we are now. Entertain us."