Balevule:
I know it hurts, but the kids are right. You really are ugly!
Balevule:
I'll tell ya', cock fights just arent what they used to be... too much security!
Bigstupid:
Washington state archeologists display recently uncovered artifacts that prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that "Twin Peaks" was filmed on location.
Bigstupid:
"Purple Hookers of Venus" ...onnnnnn Scifi
Indomitus:
God bless push-up bras.
Bigstupid:
"Denise. Special Agent Denise."
YibbleGuy:
"Here is your toothpick, my Brobdingnagian friend."
YibbleGuy:
"The name is Horror. Rocky Horror."
YibbleGuy:
"We need to decide which of us will turn around every time someone yells 'Hey Blondie!'."
YibbleGuy:
Here at the Sci-Fi Channel, October is "Aryan Homoeroticism Month"
HoneyT:
Christopher Reeves stars as Barry Manilow in "The Mandarin Chronicles"
Saltydog:
Really cheap road show version of "A Chorus Line."
Saltydog:
"I am the goat of Jacob Marley. Ghost. I meant to say ghost. Oh, forget it."
jondapicam:
Ebenezer Screw, you will be visited by 3 ghosts. The ghost of Christmas- Uh- Line!
Saltydog:
After his droogs left and he grew old, Alec was no longer the horrorshow young lad of yesteryear. But he kept trying.
jondapicam:
Use the Force, Amon! Remember the Force!
JoNanite:
I don't think his skull graft went quite as well as he might have hoped...
jondapicam:
A true Capper can feel the Force flowing through him or her, but cash sometimes is a damn good substitute!