stareater:
"That was the best jam sandwich I ever had!"
MSTzilla:
This is the helmet cam from Gene Simmons while riding a mountain bike trail.
Saltydog:
"So how long do we cook this thing? Is it so many minutes a pound, or what?"
Saltydog:
"I get sick every weekend. They finally diagnosed it as Saturday Night Fever."
anti_hero:
Light baby and get away
Saltydog:
Rednecks ALWAYS put these humongous decals on their windshields.
Saltydog:
"You wanna see something REALLY scary?" "Hell, no. If I wanted that, I'd open the trunk and look at my date."
Saltydog:
"Unhook it! They gotta BREATHE!"
anti_hero:
She's used to only skinny dipping... in woods... with a guy with a chainsaw stalking her...
Saltydog:
"You're my blind date? And you're really, like, BLIND?"
legolas_arrowlord:
"Like, DUDE! Grocery shopping totally ROCKS!"
Coakley:
"Lousy smoochers!"
legolas_arrowlord:
"Ah, I'll fix you with my 'Dreadfully Deadly and Dangerous Stare!' You're trembling with fear now, aren't you!"
PunkServo:
Try new Scifi underarm deodorant *Warning, may kill brain cells*
EnochF:
It's Edgar Winter... and Edgar Winter in "The Parent Trap!"
Storm66:
Shouldn't buffy come out and stake these two?
EnochF:
"Welcome to Antique Roadshow, where little things like this could end up being worth thousands of dollars."
Fuquad:
"Hi! I'm from Cheesy Movie Villians Inc. Did you order a Cheesy Movie Villian?"