Dunxie:
A second later, Robbie is the recipient of a rotten cabbage upside the head
NaderMan:
AHHHHHHHHHHH OH DEAR GOD!! Just kidding, it's nothing... I was just messing with you!
DaJuice:
I fell asleep in my contacts and woke up like this. Does anyone have some Visine?
MrAtomik:
We control the brightness and contast too, and we're gonna keep going back and forth between too bright and too dark, because we can!
rickubis:
You have the audacity to call me *spineless*!? Look at these, you fool!
ArchHallJr:
"Hello! Once again it's me, Joan Rivers, live from the Oscars!"
FredPAC:
The cast of Deliverance II
Kota:
...and you bastards out there better be ESPECIALLY worried... 'cause this is a CAP GUN!!!
SlightlyPeevedMax:
k. d. lang shouldn't have mouthed off.
The_Gray_Zombie:
Is that Columbo? "Uh, just one more question, sir, if you don't mind. Does this bus stop at Playland?"
SlightlyPeevedMax:
k.d. lang, Deuce Biggalo's dad, and that girl from the B-52's share a tender moment.
recklaw:
...And the other pill doesn't do anything at all.
recklaw:
I've got three arms and I still can't get this damn thing open!
gleeb:
Build your pasty-faced daughter's self-esteem with our pretty anemia doll.
quamp1:
(Gangster accent) Hey, I come here for entertainment, and I get this... I'm gonna give you a chance to make... ammends...
amycamus:
"Come on. Hand it over. The metronome don't work without the clicky-clack part, and you know it."
Buffoon:
...as the Beaver. Literally.
Anthrax:
No, I am NOT a cheap ripoff of a Klingon! Stop saying that you bastard son of a Targ!