cambria36:
Brooke Shields eyebrows; Marilyn Monroe lips; Yep, it's Michael Jackson alright.
gleeb:
The Mexican Presidential Palace is a lot smaller than you'd expect.
Hinermad:
"Mom! The ghost is levitating my bed again!" "That's not a ghost, that's Grampa! Now go to sleep!"
gleeb:
"I could never live with a man who sleeps with the winows closed." "But it's a submarine!"
muffinboy:
Now that's my kind of garage door opener!
Triten:
"Take my shirt off? Um, this wasn't exactly what I pictured when I read about the independent film auditions."
muffinboy:
"For the last time, Will, please put the seat down when you're finished. And stop wearing my panties!"
Hinermad:
Chia Pet Sematary
JohnSteed:
"What could this 'Mark and Jamie 4-evr' mean? This ancient civilizaiton still has many mysteries left to unravel."
Haight:
A wurwilf? That's absolutely fascinatink.
Mr_Grant:
So Mr Garibaldi-- what makes you think you've been turned into a zombie?
GlitterRock:
Your password is... eyes. **ding**
girly_girl:
"Hi. My name is Richard Dean Anderson. You may have seen my new show, SG1... Say, that looks good! Can I have a bite?"
teambanzai:
Look you just watch your mouth, er speaker buddy, my Buick could use a new grill.
beckett:
I'm sorry Mr. Gibbons, but we've already booked Brownsville Station for the evening.
beckett:
The rush party for Delta Omega Delta was somewhat sudued when they discovered they would be forced to eat a glowing octopus
HerkyOJerkey:
Oprah's ass veins under a black light... Oh Stedman you lucky bastard!
monkey_butt_yup:
Well, thanks for the date Ma'am... well, I better go tell your parents your dead...