amycamus:
"Damn. It's glued to the sidewalk. VERY funny."
Xigeous:
Tommy Smothers fondly recalls how Mom didn't like him best.
teambanzai:
...and you see here Mr. Johnson you only have two weeks to live... .oO(Oh man I can see right down her top...)
mmay1:
Are you as tired and non-horny as I am?
Xigeous:
(Frank should have guessed the date would go no where when ELLEN couldn't take her eyes off her own chest.)
Amon:
"I don't care what that report says. *TV* says donuts are high in fat. Kazoo."
quamp1:
Bruce Springsteen is Captain Coma.
muffinboy:
Tonight on... "fiftysomething"
amycamus:
"Grounds for divorce? You want grounds for divorce? I'll give you grounds for divorce in ONE word. Hyakugojyuuichi. See you in court."
NurseNoir:
About to find out why they should have read the directions on the "Home Circumcision Kit" before using it.
Soozcat:
"I'm glad you gave the sweater back, but now where's my guitar?" "I couldn't afford to take chances."
muffinboy:
"Hi. I have a Madonna gram for the birthday boy."
Amon:
Lindsey Wagner wakes up by an empty Jack Daniels bottle, with all her hair cut off.
MrAtomik:
Traumatized by seeing Jay Jay the Jet Plane shot out of the sky
amycamus:
"Ooo, let me help you out of those wet things." "Mom. Please."
muffinboy:
Tonight on the XGames: Extreme Shoeshining
gleeb:
AH! Spinach between your teeth!
Goji:
You guessed it - Frank Stallone