NurseNoir:
Where will you be when your Saurian bran flakes kick in?
muffinboy:
Contact solution... OF THE FUTURE
MrAtomik:
You're watching Adequate Guests Houses on HGTV, and if this house is nicer than your primary residence, change the station... NOW
Soozcat:
Wha? Tommy Tune? It's gonna be a long road trip, isn't it?
muffinboy:
"Casper! Noooo!"
amycamus:
"1 Adam 12 to Headquarters. Alley behind the Strip. Ectoplasm down. Please send a meat wagon."
mmay1:
I bet you go through a box of kleenex watching my show Dharma and Greg. Wanna go around the world with Jenna?
amycamus:
"Give me back my sweater or I'll play the guitar."
Soozcat:
(BGM: Hyakugojyuuichi no yume... Hyakugojyuuichi no omoide... mezashite GAN-BA-RO!)
NurseNoir:
That is one bitchin' moustache!
amycamus:
Charlie looked in the stainless still 'mirror' in his cell; 'If only I could have telepathy with Squeaky,' he thought.
Xigeous:
...now appearing with his prize winning waffle.
Amon:
"You know, Steve, I don't want to hear it! I know you have it. So unless you want to hear me play the guitar, you'd better give me my sweater back!"
quamp1:
Hey, that's not my name - oh wait, that's a credit, isn't it?
MrAtomik:
Just found a hobo in his room... and he's drinking up all the Kool Aid...
gleeb:
"I turn my back for a minute and you're drinking lemonade!" "But it's damned lemonade!" "Oh, that's different."
mmay1:
Clinton says you have to give him back his cigar.
NYMRULE:
Look out Mr. Saturn!