enigk:
Come to think of it, what do they cover the bodies of dead ghosts with?
enigk:
Jewel's great, great, great, great granddaughter.
amycamus:
Ah yes, a typical California hospital: power's out, and the residents are shooting up in the hallways.
Amon:
Is it me, or is she sucking on that Johnsen?
GlitterRock:
If I was Justine Bateman, I'd still be crying after FAMILY TIES was cancelled, too.
enigk:
Even in the future, OB-GYNs have cold hands...
ParticleSystem:
New this year: The "greasy skank" look is in!
Geier:
After "Cheers" folded, Kirstie Alley fell on rather bad times.
enigk:
Subliminal Ted Turner...
GlitterRock:
Wanna stop Claudia Christian from crying? Offer her TWENTY dollars for her autograph.
Beedo:
Work all night, and I drink-a TOO much rum!
UnReality:
"Please don't make me watch Battlefield Earth again, Mr. Travolta. I'll do whatever you say."
Geier:
For some reason, this scene reminds me of an annoying old vaudeville performer re-telling the punchline of a joke for the thousandth time.
GlitterRock:
"See? No one at your autograph table! Slide over and let Koenig show you how it's done." / "I sold out of pictures a half-hour ago." / "F*CKER!!"
PrezGAR:
I know William Shatner. I worked with William Shatner. You, Mr. Sheridan, are no William Shatner.
EnochF:
"For ten points, name this minor B5 character who lives on Epsilon Three." *beep* "Zathras!" "Correct. Here's your bonus question..."
GlitterRock:
"Gladys, I tell ya, there's something STRANGE going on over at the Stephenses."
GlitterRock:
"Shyeah! Like I'm gonna fall for the old 'there's a Dorito floating by your left ear' trick!"