IClaydius:
"All right, Robocop, just get your head up in there and we can start REFUELING." (Noooo!)
BlakHat1:
The kids like to stick magnets on him to hang their crayon drawings.
jfopie:
In a tragic error, the Beast was delivered to the Beauty Salon, while Beauty was chopped up and delivered to the Monkey House at the zoo...
BiggusDavus:
Your boys swim! Your boys swim!
YibbleGuy:
"Look. I believe in practicing safe sex too. But I DON'T think we need protective goggles and rubber gloves just to kiss." "Slut."
BiggusDavus:
EXCELLENT!
chomama:
I told you I'm cheap but not that cheap! You come back when you have a bucket of wings!
UnReality:
"I don't know! Mr. Wentworth just told me to come and say there was trouble at the mill, that's all. I didn't expect a type of--oh! Oh I see what you're doing!"
EnochF:
"Shut your festering gob, you twit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!" "I came in here for an argument."
EnochF:
"For the love of God, Montresor! Did you seal another man in the cellar with bricks?" "Well, yes, but I gave him some wine first..."
EnochF:
Submitted for your approval. Mr. George Andrews, a typical suburban banker, finds himself stuck in time. This is not the cellar. This is... the Twilight Zone.
DoktorD:
Hi, folks. Just looking at this frozen grab on Nursey's new liquid crystal display flatscreen monitor. ooooo... You know it's swell when it's Dell...
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
"Ever make it with a hunchback?"
rickubis:
Don't turn around... the students are here. Just... act natural.
Soozcat:
"What about us?" "What ABOUT us?" "No, your line is 'We'll always have Paris,' get with it!"
EnochF:
Now, that's just a tragedy. I simply must go in there and put a stop to this...
UnReality:
"What the--? You damn kids! Stay off my lawn!"
robofreak:
The Manual Bug Zapper never really did take off. *swat* *miss* "Damn!"