gleeb:
ooh, low ceiling
UnderFiend:
The Martians are here... and they're yuppies!
JustinThyme:
Fore!!!
UnderFiend:
Some guys will do anything to cop a feel.
Buffoon:
"Vitamin Beedo in injectable form? You won't be sorr... HEY! Waitaminute! You're David Lee Roth! Vitamin Beedo is a Female supplement!"
Beedo:
Medusa musta caught those two in the background mid-coitus.
EnochF:
He's a hit man now? I knew we shouldn't have given him that mobile emitter...
jfopie:
You mean, like, I swallowed and **now** you tell me that you're married???
Razumihin:
John Stamos struggles to win back the respect he lost by starring in Full House. It isn't working.
alexgariepy:
Now, hand over that $20... slowly!
alexgariepy:
I take it this is a Sliders alternate universe where the NRA rules all.
Indika:
"Why are you doing this??" "Because your ugly and your mother dresses you funny!"
Beedo:
I did NOT want to see this old crone doing her impression of Marilyn Monroe on the grate. Now I need more booze! Back in a sec.
alexgariepy:
Guns don't kill shows, acting does.
Amon:
.oO (I wonder how I'm going to get back to the Nightmare Cafe...)
GlitterRock:
The audition footage from A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN that Madonna fought to keep secret.
Amon:
You know, sometimes I wish Superman would just knock it off. The last three days have really sucked...
Amon:
"Yeah, you look real holy there..."