TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
"I'm enjoying a more active lifestyle!"
Rogziel:
"We've secretly stranded Bob Villa on Jurrasic Park. Let's watch the fun..."
Vorvon:
Four friends coming of age try to find a dead hooker in Stephen King's "Stand By My Boner."
Lanzman:
Man, the Boy Scouts really are taking their initiations to a strange new place.
Shaft:
Hooperman was bad, but don't beat yourself up over it.
porpoise:
Reality check *wham*
HoneyT:
Cub Scout Dan Quayle on his first driving lesson.
screaming_fist:
Uncle Larry during one of his Vietnam flashbacks, 'cept he was never in Vietnam aside from layovers.
UpSky2:
"And then, the little girl grew up to be a lesbian, and she threw away her Teddy bear, because he was a *male,* not a Theodora bear. Now it's lights out time."
Buffoon:
"Look. It's MY fantasy, so put on the fuckin' beret and get on your knees. Think you can hum *Hail To The Chief?*"
LongLiveRock:
Strom?!
Shockeye:
"I did it! I made a bong out of my apartment!"
TyranosaurisRex:
It must be some sort of really wierd chastity belt guarding against oral sex.
LongLiveRock:
It's time to harvast the young
IClaydius:
"They tell me it was you who ate all the Lucky Charms. That was very, very naughty."
Racerex:
You see? Even zombies have trouble getting up in the morning.
Racerex:
The world's worst macarena contest.
Talesin:
It does *so* count as a campfire!