ArchHallJr:
Just when he got to the best part of his 'Riverdance' tribute, John's knee locked up.
Shaft:
"Lady, don't you know fur is murder?" "At the price I paid for this? TELL me about it..."
Shaft:
"That may be, Lady, but in the morning I'll be ugly, and you'll still be sober... No, wait..."
Skunkdude:
That's the second largest Ritz cracker I've ever seen!
mikki790:
Don't feel bad. It happens to guys all the time. I bet you're between the ages of 40 and 85 aren't you?
Skunkdude:
Yes Jeeves, place me right behind that censor bar. I feel like going pantsless this evening.
Shaft:
"Before you take my daughter out, I want you to take a good, long look at what she'll turn into in thirty years. A GOOD, HARD LOOK. Run, boy, run."
Shaft:
Like, all this mask needs is some blush and eyeliner, and I would TOTALLY be friends with it, maybe.
Shaft:
Skeletor, Ed Asner, and The Lady Who Ate Something Bad.
Shaft:
Awww, why the long face?
homerj27:
You're a bum, Rock! A bum!
rickubis:
Boss, we gotta get a bigger office. I can barely tapdance through my break in here.
stareater:
"Keep goin, Pee Wee. You're about 10 seconds away from earning your first bowtie."
Kota:
Gawd I love it when she leaves her "dainties" laying around for me to find...
stareater:
"Ahhhhhhh, that's my boy, little Timmy. Now, clean the vaseline and doody stains off the bed before Maw comes home."
Shaft:
"Let me practice on you... Sam! Saaaam! SAM! Saaaaaam? Sam?!? SSSAAAAMMMM?!?! Sam? Okay, I think I got it."
jondapicam:
She's easy to spot. One breast hangs low like this...
Mr_Grant:
Faster, Boxleitner! I want to see myself in those shoes!