YibbleGuy:
".oO Daddy saved my life. He loves me." ".oO Stupid little bastard. God, I hope my Rolex isn't ruined."
YibbleGuy:
"Look, doc... we named the baby 'Jamie Lee' to cover both possibilities, but ... we're gonna have to decide if it's a boy or a girl SOMETIME."
_Megatron_:
My powers are beyond your understanding He-Man!
enigk:
"Heir Lambchop, here is ze 500,000 marks you requested."
Rogziel:
What's he gonna do, send Howdy Doody to the gas chamber?!
cranialnerveVIII:
A lonely Moe Howard.
MST_PodPerson:
Alice Cooper wasn't very pleased with the reaction to him opening for Celine Dion...
LokisDeception:
Hi, welcome to Jesus talk. Marsha, you're on the line and I already know what your problem is.
stareater:
While most '90s guys read poetry or bring flowers, ol' Tim likes the Neanderthal way. Just drag the bitch by the hair.
MST_PodPerson:
Now THIS is a Jerry Springer episode!
stareater:
"I dunno wha happen! Ah was jogging by a girlscout meetin', an' ah just gets this lump in mah shawts."
Amon:
"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! Shlameels, shlamazzels, Hossen... Oh, who am I kidding. It's just not the same without Shirl..."
Moatas:
John's only groupie... and he had to rent her.
Generik:
Most of the female audience members giggled when John approached them with his raging boner, but Maureen just sat and hummed to herself.
EnochF:
Crossing Over with Hans and Franz. "Listen here, girly-man, I could very easily crush you between my magnificent buttocks..."
Generik:
Call now to dispute the size of the fish John says Terry's dad caught in the afterlife.
girly_girl:
I hate blind dates.
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
to Wong Fu, thanks for everything-signed, The Bee Gees