Saltydog:
"Yuh, John Edward, Ah rekkernize thuh name Petey. Hit wuz mah pet possum, an' he crossed over. Well, a lane an' a half, anyhow."
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
"Eee Chu Dah Solo. Ho ho ho!"
Saltydog:
.oO(Don't think of tits... don't think of tits... don't think of tits...)
girly_girl:
He's thinking about succling. I can just tell.
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
"And basically, he'd need both hands, a flashlight and the A-Team to find it. Isn't that right honey?" oO (urge to kill... Rising!)
Saltydog:
I swear, sometimes I think ALL Bobby Lew thanks about is mah tits. .oO(Don't think of smashing her in the mouth... don't...)
CPFace:
"Just a second... Yes God? Look, can it wait, I'm kind of on a *show* here..."
HoneyT:
Um, why the Glade Plug-In?
MSTzilla:
"Um sir, I don't think that suspenders are supposed to keep *that* up."
alexgariepy:
And now, the French present their battle flag.
PrezGAR:
I dont have time for Backgammon right now
FredPAC:
Remember you have one lifeline left
amycamus:
"Listen, Cokie, I don't need none of your cultural elite accusational finger-picking, pointing, whatever, runnin' down the little man interrogationaries."
Beedo:
What the fuck do you think you're doing, Dave?
PrezGAR:
If I was Wolverine, my healing factor would have kicked in by now
alexgariepy:
Ivanova finds a caption funny, but only briefly. She then reverts back to Bitch Mode.
HenryBemis:
...which is a poor man's New Twilight Zone, which was a poor man's Classic Outer Limits, which was a poor man's Classic Twilight Zone.
Beedo:
Why don't old Gypsy ladies give out NICE curses, like permanent happiness, or the ability to find money down the back of any sofa?