enigk:
John's 'coming out' was not much of a surprise...
Geist:
The Rebellion's party at the Ewok village really got out of hand.
HoneyT:
Let's see here... "Rest in Pieces, You Bastard..." now wait just a minute! I didn't order that on my tomb!
EnochF:
Oh, she's fine... she just has three upside-down 9's on her forehead.
porpoise:
I may be a crotch sniffer, but I least I'm not a hind end patter.
This_Is_Lame:
Sheaat... You got's a nice ass, white boy.
nedthenanite:
She's ready to host 'The View.'
YibbleGuy:
"No, Vera... I'm not looking at bare-breasted African women in old issues of National Geographic... I swear, Vera..."
emma_peel:
Trust this man with your safety!
_Megatron_:
Cavity search!!!
YibbleGuy:
A Helpful Household Hint From Heloise: "Alway wear Bluettes household gloves when carrying mutant babies."
ABServo:
So doctor, I have acute Farrah Fawcetitis? Is it contagious?
stareater:
"Shut up you little bastard! Stop crying and finish licking the damn floor clean!"
ABServo:
I can't find the little opening in his back!
YibbleGuy:
Just realized that her teeth are only *one* of the reasons everyone calls her "Beaver"
girly_girl:
It's pretty bad when you get turned on by a cigar store Indian.
stareater:
The inspiration for the original title of Led Zeppelin's smash, called 'Stairway to Chessboard,' which of course was later renamed.
ABServo:
o\~ They call him Flipper.. Flipper... o\~