TheSeksi1:
NOW you tell me Preparation H isn't supposed to be taken orally!
RR3k:
Someone actually pulled off the banana peel gag.
MrAtomik:
Oh hey, some of last night's gravy!
Mr_Grant:
Dimpled chad for Gore over here!
Mr_Grant:
Dimpled chad for Doyle over here!
Mr_Grant:
Dimpled chad for Ashcroft over here!
ArchHallJr:
Alan Hale, Jr. took about any job that was thrown his way toward the end of his life...
MrAtomik:
License plate frame says "I brake for Rag Tag Fugitive Fleets"
Bassmann:
"PLEASE... not my batteries... what's a girl to do?"
Torgone:
Bill Maher AND Andrew "Dice" Clay IN "The Parrot Sketch"
KindaEvil:
As Phyllis shrieked like a dental drill for the doctor to do something, the doctor's brain registered the sound, panicked, and froze. He was moved from the ER.
YibbleGuy:
"I'll marry Stephen Spielberg... and my movie career will STILL suck?! What kind of idiot psychic ARE you!?"
KindaEvil:
It was a while before the film crew realized that Steve Guttenberg had fallen off the ladder, and that filming was no longer necessary.
LadyCassMX:
ET in South-Central LA...
TheSeksi1:
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
KindaEvil:
"Feel right here man! He's got a third nipple, I tell ya!"
rickubis:
Nitwit falls for the oldest trick in the book. "Look, it's Halley's Comet!" Then she punches her lights out.
SSJ_ChiChi:
Not many shows can support half an hour of people standing in a doorway… For example, this one can't, at all.