rickubis:
I don't know. This new show, "Who wants to stub their toe for a million dollars?" doesn't seem very exciting.
dividedsky:
Karen Carpenter's last days were spent trying to prove that she could, indeed, fit into a box of Q-Tips.
Starflyer88:
Man, I know these larger credit cards are less prone to theft, but this is gonna kill my butt.
E_B_A:
"Say... if it's a restraining order, does that mean I can restrain you on a mattress and order you around?" "Uh... no."
Humoriste:
When that little voice cries, "Fly! Be free!", try to ignore it. (splat)
Amon:
"I am Sci Fi": Susan Powter
Amon:
"Give 'em the ball. You can't do it." "I can jump! Watch!"
Amon:
"This is the face I used when I went in for the audition. After seeing this, there was *no way* I wasn't getting the role of the lead Cro-Mag."
Amon:
"I ordered a low-fat, non-caf latte! And you bring me this shit! Where's the manager?!"
Amon:
"I *told* you that you were going to hit that Pinto. No, no, don't even ask. You have to deflate the airbag on your own."
Amon:
"Sam, you've leaped into Annie Lennox." "Uh, Al, it looks like you leaped into the lead singer of Midnight Oil."
LongLiveRock:
Give us a kiss
Amon:
"NO!!!! Not Cell Block H!"
LongLiveRock:
Divine lost weight, but forgot his wig and makeup
Amon:
"Hey! CUT! Where's Julia Roberts?!"
Amon:
"Get down there, son. You think watching porn flicks is so great? Well, experience the real thing and see if it's still as great!" "You're the BEST dad! EVER!"
Amon:
"I'm trying to get my hair dyed as white as my skin. I'm almost there."
JustinThyme:
Hey, that's a patented Shatner pose!!!