cambria36:
Damned wedgies!
flowbear:
"They beat me, raped me and forced me to play Chinese Checkers..."
girly_girl:
"According to this, you are getting a refund of $35.00! And after H&R Block's $40.00 fee, you owe us $5.00."
PrezGAR:
An Orc with a +5 axe charges you. What will you do?
alexgariepy:
Fascists are now protected under Canada's endangered species act.
girly_girl:
"Listen here, Man in the Iron Mask! I want to know where you were last Thursday night!" "I was locked in the tower. Like every other day for the last 30 years!"
ReinaLoca:
"Cut me, Eddie! I can't see! Cut me!"
girly_girl:
I said I wanted a Lowenbrau, not a low-brow!
HenryBemis:
We now return to Khristmas with the Kaiser already in progress... "O TannenBaum, O TannenBaum, vy ist du nicht zinking?!"
CapsterGOOD:
Why does this remind me of Charlie Brown?
Mr_Grant:
December 1943: Eva Braun is your hostess for the Fatherland Network special, "It's a Sieg Heil Christmas."
Granamyr:
Babylon 5: Now serving Yavin 4
DarkOracle:
"Oops! Pesky Atom Bomb!"
BAND_OF_GYPSYS:
"O.K. give us your lunch money!"
DarkOracle:
"MP's in the night... exchanging glances..."
BAND_OF_GYPSYS:
"That's right, duck & cover."
Soozcat:
Inna li'l lizard-boy so cute? Yes him is! Yes him IS!
kookameyer:
The doctor will see you about replacing your arms now, Mr. Baldwin