teambanzai:
Time for another episode of Xena:" Warrior Proctologist.
girly_girl:
Why is it that medieval women always seem to have nicer bedrooms than I do?
Vidhatra:
Xena: Warrior Housewife
Mr_Grant:
Xenfir, Master of the Pan Flute.
Cackerot:
"I guess this means I'm not getting that five bucks you owe me?"
girly_girl:
"Ooh. Big man. Hitting a girl. Wait til my brother finds out!"
girly_girl:
"At last. I have found the lair of Dracula."
12561113094:
Grace Slick: Warrior Princess
12561113094:
Tina Yothers: Warrior Peasant
Mr_Grant:
Fiona Apple IS: "Helen of Troy, NY"
girly_girl:
"I'm 17. When are my breasts going to develop?"
Boba420:
"I just can't help feeling like Teela's been distant lately, Man-at-Arms."
girly_girl:
"If I'm lying, may lightning stike me dead."
Boba420:
I'm definitely a breast man. No! Thigh! I mean thigh! D'oh! Wing!
Amon:
.oO(Where am I going to find me a lesbian sidekick?)
teambanzai:
How do I ask this lightly? Do you like the WNBA?
Amon:
"I'm not a lesbian!" *looks at Xena's breasts* "But, I AM willing to learn..."
teambanzai:
Look Xena, Zebra, whatever your name is. Just watch your self or I'll start singing Reanna.