teambanzai:
Damn, this beef jerky's going to last years.
girly_girl:
"Well since my Gabrielle left me. I found a new place to dwell." (She's doing an Elvis lip.)
Vidhatra:
Look out, she's Tina Yothering!
Mr_Grant:
SamANTHA Kinison.
Generik:
"Oh, don't give me that 'You are blinded by the beauty of my powerful breasts' crap again, I- *whoa!!!*"
12561113094:
"Bruce Hornsby, I gotta talk to you..."
girly_girl:
Somewhere, a club sandwich is being eaten.
Boba420:
I tawt I taw a puddy tat!
Mr_Grant:
Arborphiliac. In this case it's especially sick, because it's a sapling.
Amon:
.oO(How did I let Doug talk me into this weird wedding idea?)
teambanzai:
Yeah, don't drop the soap. I know.
Boba420:
Oh, that's no problem. We just get Cooter to tie the General Lee to the bars and... Whoops! did I say "Cooter?" Let's just stay awhile.
Mr_Grant:
Joel Higgins counsels Ricky Schroeder about his sudden growth spurt, on the next "Silver Spoons, 500 BCE."
12561113094:
"Almost ready - just gotta put the Gozilla head on."
Generik:
A young Roger Daltrey claims that he can "smell for miles."
Generik:
"So... wanna come up and see my Hellenic etchings?"
SuperGeko:
Uh, as your legs go up, shouldn't they go inward towards the hips instead of outward? This lady is built like a GI Joe.
Buffoon:
"Morning sickness??? How could you have morn... YOU CHEATING BITCH!!!!"