Amon:
"Does anybody know how to put up this tent?"
Mr_Grant:
10,000,000 Flushes
Amon:
"Come on, Michael! Jump! Join us!" / "Michael... Michael... Michael..."
devildoll:
Tom Jones is shameless when it comes to restarting his career.
Vicious:
Candyman 4: Farewell To The Acting Career
GlitterRock:
"We're across the Neutral Zone... drop cloak..."
HenryBemis:
"Hey, dis is Druid turf... get yer pansy Christian ass back to Rome."
GlitterRock:
"Just remember... I bought your ass back in that prison for a carton of smokes. You're mine now!"
GeorgeDubya:
"I don't know who's back there, but I think I'm in love. How 'bout yours, Gabrielle?"
GeorgeDubya:
"Ah have always depended on the kindness of strangahs!"
FuqNcognito:
"All in favor of Xena wearing only a white shirt for the rest of this episode say 'aye'!" "You perverts!!"
tree_hugger:
Hang on! I'm on the phone with my agent!
FuqNcognito:
"Really!! I can hear the ocean in this stick!!"
amycamus:
PUMAT between Michael Palin, Freddie Mercury, and G. Gordon Liddy
tree_hugger:
Come on girls! It's time for showtunes!
tree_hugger:
As Xena ponders her career, Mr. Clean decides to just give up
Mr_Grant:
Elektra Woman & Annoying Girl.
Schizm:
Evening dress Xena