E_the_E:
Don't you hate when you accidentally get Vaseline all over your copy of Swank?
kilroy105:
"Looks like you've blown a seal." "Fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, okay pal?"
Nyssa23:
Pick up lines at a family reunion! "Okay, I could give you my phone number but you could just ask your mom for it!"
Nyssa23:
Ah, good old Camp Crystal Lake! Brings back memories...
Nyssa23:
Dammit! Am I home alone AGAIN???
yesacs:
Ya know, when the rain comes in at night, you have to close the windows, or you house becomes the most happenin' spot in town for bugs.
_Shamus:
Funeral for a carpet cleaner.
Hahahathatissooofunny:
In a last minute attempt to get out of cleaning her room, she fell to the floor CLAIMING she couldn't see.
wunshu:
No people for the last time, this is not a bong making class.
Nyssa23:
Puff, puff, give! Puff, puff, give! You're fuckin' up the rotation...
Generik:
"Does this big load in my pants make my butt look big?"
devildoll:
House Mother at Dimmlitt Hall applies yet another BandAid to yet another student who has run smack into the wall.
Agent_Moldy:
Meanwhile, at the Steven Seagal concert: "Hello, Cleveland! Are you ready to rock? ...I -said-, are you ready to rock?" *starts kicking ass*
empressv:
TVPG? Trixie Voluptuous: Party Girl?
edeo:
And god bless Markie Post, and Meredith Baxter Byrney...
girly_girl:
She just realized that there is a large hideous creature behind her with glowing yellow eyes.
girly_girl:
New extra-super strength Clearasil. It targets pimples, and destroys them completely!
flavio:
The eternal slap