edeo:
Jane was in for the biggest shock of her life when she accidentally entered the men's room
Agent_Moldy:
Marg Helgenberger finally snaps: "It's 'MARG', not 'Marge'! Hard 'g'! HARD 'G'! Hey is that a scrubbing bubble???"
girly_girl:
"Drive faster! The giant tarantula is catching us!"
Agent_Moldy:
Even at 37, he still makes his little sister walk a few steps behind him.
Mr_Grant:
Bless me, soul brother, for I have sinned. It has been 3 months since I last partied with my homies.
ZadetheElf:
This is our hero after being washed 30 times in the leading detergent. Now let's see how he looks after being washed in Cheer with ColorGuard (tm).
Torgone:
Whoa! Who needs batteries? Woof!
Bassman:
"Poun g drguibfg iefu qwoi .....purrrrrrr" (I just let my cat caption this one)
funniernl:
And NASA said the new pictures of the face on Mars were dissapointing?
maggie007:
Come on guys, the egg is just ahead. Darn, some sperm got there ahead of us.
porpoise:
This show was filmed before a dead studio audience.
HenryBemis:
Bad Andy
HenryBemis:
Women famous for being in Holes: Alice, Baby Jessica, Courtney Love...
Mr_Grant:
Can you step on it? I told Jerry and Kramer I'd meet them at the theater a half hour ago.
amycamus:
"That's MISTER Rundgren to YOU!"
Soozcat:
Damn aliens. Always showin' up in the middle o' the night and puttin' on them Laser Floyd light shows.
D_Idaho:
Your average country house will have very deep roots, taking minerals from deep in the earth.
Soozcat:
"...and with a mighty lunge, Arthur drew forth the Excalibat and did go forth to become a mighty designated hitter."