RGrant:
Don't make me angry, coach. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
RGrant:
I've been waiting here for hours and haven't seen one snipe.
Goldfinger:
"Daddy, look what I found in the lake! Can I keep him? Please?" "Well, okay, but we'll have to get him some dry clothes, and it'll come out of your allowance."
Soozcat:
Jane Seymour, Colonel Sanders and Rock Hudson are--uh--um... not wearing seatbelts?
Goldfinger:
When Elliot ran out of Reese's Pieces, ET got pissed...
Goldfinger:
Dad's cheap parlor tricks never failed to wet at least one sleeping bag during Junior's backyard campouts.
screaming_fist:
First Wave?
screaming_fist:
Tigger Woods
Nyssa23:
Welcome to the RuPaul Golfing Invitational... and get ready to sashay, Shante!
wunshu:
Richard, you need to get out more often. Look at those white legs.
Saltydog:
"It's pronounced 'Sven,' yoost like it's spelled."
MedusaD:
Oh God! Sci-Fi News?!?
Saltydog:
"Bally Jerries barreled like Nelly, but Brewster kited and--" "No, no, no, it's no good. I can't understand your jargon at all."
rickubis:
"Are you telling me that they used to soak dog meat in brine?!" "Yeah, but they stopped. It seemed that not everyone liked to eat salty dog."
Generik:
"Hey, look -- my boy didn't call him a *minor league* asshole, now did he? No! He said 'major league'! That was a compliment!"
mistie406:
"An EGG-cellent idea, Batman! Here in this unnneccessary complex and easily escapable death trap I have found an EGG-straordinary way to EGG-secute you and Robin!"
gaijinda:
"AND DON'T MOVE OR I'LL--say... Mrs. Stewart is getting ready for bed!!!"
mst_hula:
"This is the pawn shop right? What will you give me for this arrow-head?"