anti_hero:
"Look look! I'll shoot him SIX MORE TIMES! See? See?"
Neoknight:
Mrf... "Wrong set, Jason. Can you get out of the corridor so we can have our final confrontation with Michael?" "Mrf?" "Three sets down." "Mrf."
Amon:
On the next exciting episode of "Near-Sighted Cop": "Up against the wall! Spread 'em!"
Soozcat:
"Hi! I know you're all pleased to see me now that the film is half over. Sorry I'm late. I have an ingrown toenail."
girly_girl:
He's dead, Jim.
Amon:
If only there was a MPN (Michael Prediction Network), this wouldn't keep happening!
RGrant:
Let's see, he's 12 feet away... I've only got 14 hours to live!
Batqueen:
"If only I'd taken that left turn at Albequerque, I wouldn't be sitting here with this hole in my shoulder."
Amon:
"I HATE ceiling fans!"
Nyssa23:
Afternoon of the Living Dead
Amon:
"OK, now we are going to take you on a long ambulance ride. When we stop, it'll be time for H20."
Soozcat:
A Warlock and a Cavanaugh in the same film? What are the odds?
Amon:
Pickwick? I've got a bunch of Elvis Presley re-releases on Pickwick records.
Soozcat:
Dolby? "SCIENCE!"
anti_hero:
*It ended!! I'm out of here! Humans rule! Dolphins suck it!*
Soozcat:
(insert Steve Austin special FX noise)
Amon:
"Don't worry. The shark is in the pond. *Our* son is on the main beach."
Batqueen:
"Now, if you want to do it the *right* way, you've got to go headfirst. It's quicker and less painless."