screaming_fist:
"Sorry I came early, Jamie."
nedthenanite:
"Just checking to see if your eyes are bloodshot."
girly_girl:
Laura Ingalls Wilder in Little Locker Room at the Health Spa.
girly_girl:
Oh boy, did I get drunk and pass out in the bathroom again? What bar am I in again?
MST3K:
I think all the squirrels are gone now...
anti_hero:
Jamie Lee could amputate herself and bodycrawl to the door before Michael could even be in shouting range of her.
nedthenanite:
Good thing she sprained her ankle at the hospital.
saintsammy:
Okay Jamie Lee Curtis isn't a man. She's a Grey in a lame-assed disguise.
RGrant:
You too can have tremedous upper body strength with the new Killocizer
nedthenanite:
They don't call 11 p.m. to 7 a.m. the "Graveyard" shift for nothing.
Neoknight:
"You don't think they're taping that stupid "Taxicab Confessions" show now, do you? I hate that thing..."
GlitterRock:
Only Donald Pleasance understood why getting a $20 hooker in the backseat was crucial to capturing Michael Myers...
Amon:
"I'm sorry! This has never happened to me before." "It's OK! Don't worry about it." .oO(Mr. Limp)
Neoknight:
"Come closer... closer... how's my breath?"
anti_hero:
Scene lit by the little light that comes on when you open the fridge
RGrant:
Let's see... drive, neutral, reverse... none of this makes any sense!
girly_girl:
How do you work this stupid thing? Oh, you turn the key.
Chebwa:
Becky... Look at her butt. It's just... out there.