Soozcat:
The Car II: Cruise Control
Chebwa:
I see sperm's moving up on the evolutionary scale.
Amon:
Steve Austin. A man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We can make him better than he was. Better. Stronger. Faster.
Chebwa:
"Atomic bomb, you say? Well, that's O.K. I wasn't particularly fond of that skin, anyway."
flappersquirrel:
You know the fan setting's too high when it blows the skin right off of ya.
Batqueen:
o/' And it seems to me, you live your life like a candle in the wind... o/'
Nyssa23:
Elton John had to quit wearing the "Pinball Wizard" costume in concert because of the reflected light from the oversized glasses blinding the audience.
Soozcat:
All the people who grew old and died before Michael Myers could reach them.
Hastur:
On Sundays, Daddy would take us to the most funnest place on Earth: Corpse Land. The 'It's A Small Casket' ride was the best.
Soozcat:
"Uh... hello? Somebody called for an electrician?"
Nyssa23:
Big sale at Herbie's Hubcap Heaven!
Chebwa:
"Wow... A pet slug! Just for me!?"
Amon:
That was before Dirk Benedict had his siamese twin removed.
Nyssa23:
Hmmmm, I wonder if that's anything like the one-eyed trouser snake...
saintsammy:
I can't believe I called shot-gun. I'm such an idiot.
claimdude:
'Ed... if you'd stop drinking a bottle of beer at each red light you wouldn't have to go all the time!' "Hope that Taco Bell has a clean rest room!"
Batqueen:
"Pa, git the hose! They're makin' out in the truck agin!"
Chebwa:
"C'mon, pa! It's nucular winter and I ain'tsa dyin' without a bitta truck-rockin'!"