YibbleGuy:
We now return to "The Nurse With A Maine Lobster In Her Hair."
RGrant:
This was no boating accident... oh wait... yes it was... there's the propeller
LeakyResinNet:
So, uh, I'm just gonna say natural causes, so I can go to bed.
YibbleGuy:
The day Ed Begley, Jr. became a vegetarian.
The_Shat:
*everyone at once* "HAPPY SURPRISE BIRTHDAY, FONZIE!!" / "Heyyyyy..."
nedthenanite:
"I will kill you, Puma Man."
girly_girl:
I guess I should have paid attention in medical school. I would have known that's how you get pregnant!
RGrant:
I know you said cleanup in sperm donor room 3, but I think I'm gonna heave
The_Shat:
"Well, I guess it's time to give that incredibly-hot lesbian in room #909 her sponge bath..."
screaming_fist:
"Sorry, can't do injections yet. But I can get credits for sponge baths."
Beep_The_Meep:
awww that nurse is sad. that is not good. cheer up nurse.
RGrant:
Why is the bed pan moving under its own power?
RGrant:
Let's see now... 450 degrees for 12 minutes should do it
anti_hero:
It's a SFC logo and a CENSOR bar
The_Shat:
"What a switch... normally it's the guy's hands holding my head down..."
anti_hero:
"AHHHH! You aren't Dale!"
The_Shat:
"See doc, here's where I carved my initials in my desk 10 years ago..."
girly_girl:
This is the seat I sat in in third grade. Mrs. Johnson gave me an F on my history test. I never forgave the bitch.