ROBOTCROWT:
Starsky? Hutch? Oh, sorry, stumbled right into the wrong bad show, didn't I?
robofreak:
Hilarity ensues this fall on UPN when a seasoned private eye teams up with Death...
DarkOracle:
Unfortunatiy, Agnes was never as popular as her sister Russia, and often was left home for the Prom...
teambanzai:
The natural solution to constipation. Scare the sh*t out of you.
saturnalia:
Look, honey, it's Harrison Ford on a dogsled! Roll up the window, quick!
teambanzai:
Can we have a moment alone please?
ServoTheGreat:
My disenigration ray just disenigrated...
E_B_A:
It's the Omega Man, Civil War style!
HRPuffenstuff:
Steve Martin and Merlen Olsen IN... ah, who cares...
Goldfinger:
Well, somebody thinks highly of himself.
wunshu:
As Authur comes out the door his nose is the first thing you always see.
Soozcat:
"Care to revise your previous comment?"
screaming_fist:
"Care to revise your previous comm---" *SLAP* "Ow, that hurt!"
Soozcat:
"Care to revise your--" "Oh, give it up, Marcy, that's an X-ray machine."
The_Gray_Zombie:
I think I found some Blair Witch footage... no wait, it's a bag of marshmallows.
Mr_Grant:
--We might have to eat her to survive! --Jim, we're about 20 yards from the visitors center; try the snack bar.
Nyssa23:
Fred always got the chicks with his mighty hammerlock. His indifference to deodorant helped too.
Soozcat:
Whenever I have moments like this, I think to myself, 'What would Felix do?'