AngelusCR:
"Hold on a second while I pass this stone."
Saltydog:
"I don't care if it is tame, get this freakin' owl out of my bedroom."
amycamus:
"I don't understand why ANY-body would be against a massive tax cut."
144b:
She's got the Dorothy Hammill cut or the Ted Kopell cut, depending on what sex you are.
abracadaver:
"Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Ca-" "Shut up! I hate it when you do that!"
IMissMST3K:
"Um, *giggle* I dyed my hair *twist end with finger* Why do you ask? *giggle*"
Erik_Dressel:
Porky's IV: The same old bullshit
screaming_fist:
Brooke packs a mean kick.
girly_girl:
The Romulan security guard isn't buying her story.
easy_street:
Ben Stein is Robert Downey Jr in the Colonel Sanders Story
rickubis:
My girlfriend laughed when I said I only had 4 inches... until I explained it was 4 inches WIDE.
girly_girl:
How many of you know that the Hula Dance is actually telling a story? Right now I'm talking about bored audience members.
Agent_Moldy:
"Hi. The name's Kolchak." "Kojak?" "Kolchak." "Kodak?" "KOLCHAK!"
questor:
Hulk is SWM desires to meet foxy ladies for fun times.
Nos4a2:
.oO(Hmmm - another set of footprints that curve to the left - just like the ones I left. The mystery deepens...)
Himermad:
o/ ...as he swings through the trees without a trapeze - in his BVDs!
Mr_Grant:
This town ain’t big enough for BOTH our pimp hats, Kolchak!
robofreak:
"Look, i'm just trying to be like 'your people' here... slap some skin, blud!" *guns cock*