Artanas:
Electronic Musclemen Trading Cards? "Hello, I'm Lou Ferrigno. I would like to drool all over your feet. Call me."
treefrog:
"What up?"
Raven_Poe:
Pick a slip, any slip... are you sure you want the pink one?
Nocturnal_Walker:
Feel that shaking? It's Vincent Price doing 5,000 RPMs in his grave!
Soozcat:
"This is the suckiest RenFaire I've ever attended." "Actually, it's a SuburbFaire. Let's go see Ye Olde Strippe Malle."
Artanas:
"Can I be Ricardo Tubbs this time?" "The hell you be Tubbs every time?!" "Hey, don't make a scene man" "I wanna be Tubbs dammit!"
Amon:
"You're out of step..."
The_Gray_Zombie:
You got a little something right there.
Hippie:
Man, you get major roles in "Jackie Brown" and "Me, Myself & Irene" and people STILL want to give me shit about "The Black Hole."
HannoverF:
"Feh, you call that a banner? Fucker doesn't even take up half the page... something you can still see when you close your eyes, THAT'S a banner!"
Occupant:
Alan Thicke got another show? Where's my remote? Good sweet Lord, where's my remote?
Soozcat:
Somebody's feelin' the spirit a leeetle too hard down Holy Roller Way.
Meldrick:
Greg fell overboard, and was immediatly devoured by a school of lampshades in a feeding frenzy.
treefrog:
Fred was alway obvious when having to fart in public.
Soozcat:
Once the grunting and straining had subsided, Bob noticed the deafening cheers of the peasants applauding the five-pound wonder he had created.
UnReality:
"So THIS is the steeple... I've always wondered about that."
Amon:
Is that Lucifer back there? So would that be Baltar talking to him?
Soozcat:
"Buddha, Buddha, bless my food-a."