Nocturnal_Walker:
Part of reaching Zen is mastering the staring contest. "Soon, my son, you will be able to face Conan O'Brian."
Raven_Poe:
A man must have 7 personal possesions. Clothes, food, water, Pepto Bismo, hookers, condoms, and Vasoline.
SpydieGirl:
"Have I reached total enlightenment yet?" "No."... "Now?" "Keep going..."
treefrog:
Another avid capper, hard at work!
Meldrick:
"Damn, still scrolling down... damn banner."
Nocturnal_Walker:
BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... "Hey, lady! That isn't an automatic door."
Hippie:
Quit it, you jackass! I'm a reporter! That's why it says "Press!"
Tumbler:
"No... I still hate you... I stopped by today because... I overlooked breaking this finger at the party on Friday." *crack* "Bye now."
UnReality:
"Ms. Young, let it go. It's been eight years, and they were never going to let you play Catwoman anyway..."
Unreality:
"Okay, back to Sex, Limes and Videotape..." "I think that's lies and videotape, Laura." "Oh, and I suppose you WANT us all to die of scurvy?!"
The_Gray_Zombie:
Shhhh, it's me, Valerie Bertinelli. I'm looking for a career.
E_B_A:
Sharice lost her job as a stewardess over fifteen years ago and she's still giving safety demonstrations to total strangers on the street. Sad, really.
Amon_ster:
Tom Hanks and Fran Drescher in "Bachelor Party II."
E_B_A:
Vivid Video proudly presents a rather unique take on "Chicken Run."
UnReality:
Note the huge-breasted typist in the background.
Hippie:
Cool! I'm entering... the White Trash Hooker Zone. *Not without showin' me that twenty first, pal!
Artanas:
"Would you like some champagnya?" *BLAM*
Nocturnal_Walker:
PUMAT between Christopher Walken, Mad Max, and my old roommate, the fucking drunkard!!!