Artanas:
Not everyone can wear a scarf so well. Then again, not everyone is Christian Slater...
Occupant:
Okay, Timmy... lets do some shots without your Underoos...
Artanas:
"I want to hear you scream mister Guttenberg... louder!" *CLANK*
Hippie:
It's wackiness galore when Gandhi and Mrs. Butterworth switch places this fall in "Leggo My India!"
Artanas:
On the next "Believe It Or Not..." Bryant Gumble finds a man even more bland than himself! Booga booga!
Amon:
/~" Ghandi in red. I never will forget, the way you look tonight..."
jondapicam:
This toothpaste really works! Look! No more semen statins!
Soozcat:
I'm sorry, ma'am, but unless you're a blonde, the state requires a license to look that dizzy.
Hippie:
Despite the pleasant facade, it's obvious her hair was suffering a major architectural design flaw. Collapse put thousands of lice on the streets.
Amon:
o/ "She can't believe she got a Saturn tattoo... put it right on her derrierre."
Raven_Poe:
So that's how Sci Fi works. It won't show nudity "UNLESS" that particular part of the body bares the Sci Fi logo.
jondapicam:
Looks like the soaps are on and sex is out the window! (Gee, can you tell I'm married?)
KINGDINOSAUR:
Next on Fox: "When Dryer Lint Attacks!"
Amon:
I've got a rare man-fish in my aqaurium.
Artanas:
A coke spoon built for two always brings out the best in people...
KINGDINOSAUR:
"There, there, honey. Face it. The nightclubs in Vegas just aren't ready for a female Elvis impersonator."
Raven_Poe:
Christopher Reeves paralyzed, and his wife blind. Bedroom Games really were just that.
Soozcat:
The hell with mystical doorways, I plan to be John Malkovich for good!