Meldrick:
"So, you won't give yer ol' Aunty Outback a kiss, eh? Time for me ol' boomerang."
Amon_ster:
"Get that camera outta here! I'm trying to make it with this transvestite prostitute I picked up earlier!"
Meldrick:
"Wow! Peirced nipple! Can I touch it, or is it still tender?"
Daleman:
So, has the scoutmaster come on to you guys too?
Daleman:
The next one that calls me 'penis head' gets my helmet shoved up his ass.
Daleman:
You've got a 50-50 shot that this is a Bruce Willis movie.
Daleman:
The threesome that no one wants to see.
Daleman:
"But how does the seed get inside the mommy?" "Kai, that's a filmstrip for when you get older."
deadparrot:
And now, the credits will watch YOU!!! Buwahahahahaha!!!
E_B_A:
"Hey... the eighties rock man... lay off..."
YibbleGuy:
Jimmy is a bartender in Redondo Beach. Muffin is a black Labrador Retriever. Next on "Blind Date," we'll tell you how their evening went.
Loodvig:
Is this the caption where it explains about the moose biting his sister?
JediClone:
When email threads invade Caption This!: "Mary, have you ever noticed what beautifullly crafted banners that fireplace has?"
Soozcat:
The Day the Sun Came Out Over Seattle: "AUGH! Hide from it! What does it want from us?"
Raven_Poe:
With the help of his friends, Christopher Reeves was able to fly once again.
Loodvig:
The result of Emerill criticizing George Forman's burger cooker...
Tumbler:
Jessica learns that the glass ceiling at SciFi... is someone else's glass floor.
SpydieGirl:
Jenny knew Grandpa's "pull my finger" trick; he'd done it many times before. But this time, it might be different. She had to find out.