Steve_Reeves:
"Hasn't anybody noticed that I'm the world's only *strawberry* Oreo???"
anti_hero:
"Did you grab my ass... again?"
Haight:
She makes her own glass cleaner
cscott:
"Oh really? And if I'm not supposed to wear 'the cup' on my head, where exactly am I SUPPOSED to wear it, eh?"
melodica22:
I'm as giddy as school-girl
CarlosPkL:
And faced with the massive, gaping jaws, the logo its only choice, and it hurled its might Kit-Kat at the monster.
super_heated_samovar:
"...yes, Your Honor... you can even dunk it in milk..."
propdude40:
Well I thought I would grab a bite to eat while the Caption This page is loading...
Scouty:
"By the pricking of my Satan's Penis, something wicked this way comes." NEXT!!
E_B_A:
Next time you're out and about for a weekend of binge drinking and wife swapping, why not rent Kennedy Cars? And while you're at it, we can bump off that
E_B_A:
annoying girlfriend for you too! Rates are reasonable and the first one's free! Call now!
E_B_A:
"Yeah... I was real down in the dumps, but Jesus stopped by, we had a couple of beers, and after a round of arm wrestling I just felt better about myself..."
jondapicam:
That's what he gets hiring a gangsta to paint his house!
Scouty:
Easily Distracted Used Carsalesman: "What do I have to do to get you in --- oh hey! Used gum! Dibs!"
jondapicam:
I hate my $%@#% job. I hate my $%@# life! I hate- Oooo! A penny, heads up!
Loodvig:
"Good job trimming the hedges Fred."
Meldrick:
"Michael? Are you there?" "Damn weird radio station." "Michael, why won't you talk to me?" "How do I turn it off?"
Amon_ster:
"Oh YEAH?! See if you can keep up when I put it in overdrive, ya punk!"