lowellt:
Joint?
DarkOracle:
"Ya know, I never wanted to be a cowboy, I wanted to be a lumberjack..."
Haight:
Yes. I am the president of the Johnny Cash fan club. Is there anything I can help you with?
Mr_Grant:
o/ Who’s the black constable who’s an intercourse machine for all the ladies? Bobby! Damn straight. o/
GersonK:
The Hound of the Baskin and Robins
geoffman:
With that hand gesture.... I dont even wanna see the next scene
Mr_Grant:
.oO Midnight. Time for another box of Twinkies. Oo.
Nocturnal_Walker:
"But, Mr. Holmes, how will spitting watermelon seeds solve the case?" "Shut up and spit." *PTOO*
144b:
It's 50 pounds for one and 100 pounds sterling for the two of you blokes.
144b:
Christina Ricci as Eliza Dolittle.
Torgone:
No, Mister Gates. I expect you to BITE ME!
Saltydog:
Has a cholesterol level of 1,978.35.
anti_hero:
Did they have to build the trap door so far away from the desk?
CyberHunterX:
"SMELL DAMMIT! IT'S OLD SPICE!!!" "NO!!! NEVER!!!"
Steve_Reeves:
"Damn! Sprinkler system's got us pinned down! That's the third time this month we've fallen for that!"
claimdude:
'...okay, okay... PLEASE let me have another blanket. Dang these hotel security guards and their self-esteem problems!'
Angel_Noir:
Why you should never let a student of minimalist modern art design your prison.
UnReality:
"Why yes, I do have boogie-woogie fever. Why do you ask?"