Sanagi:
In the most awkward situation of his life, Jimmy accidentally interrupts Grandma and Grandpa's little game.
BitShifter:
"Just as I thought! Ear hair!"
jondapicam:
"Elton John! Can I have your autograph?" "Only, if you tell me where you got that shade of white for your hair."
HenryBemis:
The Holland Tunnel, exciting backdrop for such memorable movies as The Deadly Mantis...
MSTingRebel:
Mine are bigger than yours!
Krycek99:
Oh, like a pregnant woman in a sexy mini-skirt is going to make them stop. Wait, actually...
RMurdock:
"Check it out... they've made me into an action figure. I've melted four of them."
Alpo1:
If you call me 'Sucker Fish' one more time I'm leaving!
Mpower:
You guys aren't doin' stuff in the back seat again, are you? Damn it, everytime you get frisky I end up driving. This sucks.
Puma_Man2k:
"Hey, cool... Who's head they choppin' off, Officer?"
Hireling:
Indy, I know you said that if the vans rockin' don't come knockin', but I got lonely.
Mr_Grant:
At the Bra Wearhouse, our friendly and eager associates check, doublecheck and triplecheck your measurements so you have the best fitting bra possible!
Hireling:
MEGAWEAPON! MEGAWEAPON! MEGAWEAPON!
Eat_Lint:
They were like rats drowning in amniotic flui- oh wait, that's not it
Mystic_Cobra:
Uh oh... cross-stiching and rednecks don't mix!
NickRhodes:
"I SciFi with my little eye... something dark." "*sigh* This is gonna be an all-nighter..."
nineofnine:
Here, let me lube up my finger. Now bend over...
Mystic_Cobra:
"Why do they call you the Duke?" "Well, woudn't it sound kinda funny if they called me the John?"