Artanas:
"Plus" "You gotta be shittin' me" "Look for yourself" "How the hell did this happen?" "Singapore, man" "Oh shit" "Yep"
Goldfinger:
"Hot damn. If Marlboro put me in their ads, everybody'd be a smoker."
Meldrick:
"It takes expert timing and lightning reflexes to rip off the wing... just right..."
claimdude:
...to avoid a crowd of fans, Robin Williams STILL keeps his Doubtfire costume for shopping.
Goldfinger:
"Hey Julie, why the boxes?" "My boss caught me being stuck in the Seventies and fired me." "Oh, that's awful. I thought the Seventies were back." "I guess not."
HanoverF:
I'll say one thing for the WNBA, it lets Ellen Degeneras act like Spike Lee
TravisBickle:
Tell the WB I won't reprise the role of Buffy for anything less than seven figures an episode. What are they gonna do, hire someone different for the series?
UnReality:
Oddly enough, she is just blowing smoke.
Goldfinger:
"Can you believe someone threw away this perfectly good pizza?" "Um, that's a pie chart, Mr. Hobo."
claimdude:
...Suzie Q. didn't know Ellen Degeneres was THAT desperate for affection.
The_Gray_Zombie:
And now, another heartwarming story from Impotence Love Theater
medusaD:
"So, how much do I owe you?"
eve_apple:
"Look honey, I found an M&M in the couch!" "Walter, pour the chardonnay and shut up!"
MissFantastic:
"Tonight on Mastercheese Theatre..."
The_Gray_Zombie:
Ah, Good evening, Alistair J. Smarm here, welcome to Mastersmarm Theater.
The_Gray_Zombie:
Actually, it's spelled Fernly and he's making an appearance behind the actors there.
MissFantastic:
A VERY SPECIAL guest appearance by none other than Michael Jackson!
amycamus:
...oh, and this is my photo of Cher. It didn't come out real well, but it's her. For real."