JediClone:
You STILL dont get it?!?.. *sigh* OK, I'll explain to you AGAIN why the military cant properly protect freedom and democracy if we treat women officers as equals!
Generik:
"I'll admit it's original, Jenkins, but masturbating for accuracy isn't exactly my idea of demonstrating the skills needed for a promotion."
KINGDINOSAUR:
o/' "On the good ship, lolli..." "SHUT UP! You're 42! It's not cute anymore!" A&E's Untold Story: Shirley Temple Black
Generik:
"Next time I'm using plain pantyhose for a robbery. These fishnets are uncomfortable as all get out!"
KINGDINOSAUR:
Let this be a warning to you. Never fall asleep face down in a hammock.
JediClone:
Black body-suit: $80. Soft-soled rubber boots: $150. Diamond-edges glass cutter: $1000. Breaking into your neighbor's house to get your hibachi back: Priceless.
Generik:
"Gosh, Iron Man, your face is much bigger in person..."
Generik:
Bush Presidency, Year Three: A military solution is found for putting prayer back in public schools.
IndoLangSyne:
*stands there for hours watching the lights blink*
Rbt:
She's thinking, "Oh my god, I think he's going to EAT it!"
psychosaturnalia:
"Um... I've never killed anybody before... but community college courses are... a great way to get... um... ahead... um... in my... career."
stareater:
"Mwa ha ha ha ha.... I am all the boogers you stuck under your 2nd grade desk, and I've come back to exact my revenge!"
Artanas:
. o O (Biore pillows, the hell was I thinking)
Artanas:
Like the Mona Lisa, it's tough to tell if Gunnar Nelson is smiling or not...
stareater:
Ohhhhhhh... I see now... lips over the teeth... extend the lower jaw... great technique, sis!
Occupant:
I'm turning into Kevin Sorbo????? KILL ME!!! KILL ME!!!
Artanas:
"If you'll excuse me ma'am, I got an Alabama concert to get to."
Occupant:
Let's see... men seeking men... women seeking women... here we are, farm animals seeking women...