YingYang:
"This beef jerky headband's a pain in the ass..."
Caramel:
"Mommy... Daddy? What are you doing? Daddy, why are you in a helmet and holding a riding crop? Mommy, why are you on all fours?"
Caramel:
"What? What did you say 'Sewer People'? Kill mommy and daddy? Why, oh why must I go on and do these things for you?" "Suzy, who are you talking to?"
Mr_Grant:
Ground Hog Day... OF THE FUTURE!
anti_hero:
This is why I am afraid of toilets
Caramel:
"It's blue! We're pregnant!"
YingYang:
"See, if you start licking here, she'll be more orgasmic when you fist her here..."
girly_girl:
"Shouldn't there be someone sitting behind us?" "No, that's only in a Cylon Raider."
Mr_Grant:
o/ All by myself / Zathras no want to be / all by myself / anymore... o/
girly_girl:
scifi.com/happens
girly_girl:
"Who put a Ceti eel in my helmet? Khan? Was that you, you crazy nut?"
YingYang:
"I'll suck yer cock fer a shillin, guv'ner! I'll even 'HUZZZZAH!' if you'd like..."
Beedo:
There will be a substantial reward for the one who finds Harlan Ellison. You are free to use any methods necessary, but I want him DEAD.
anti_hero:
"Okay now people, only one person can "talk to the hand" at one time."
7dizbusters:
Hmm... you want to trade two Kurt Warner rookie cards for one Troy Aikman rookie? Deal!
CapMidnight:
Best Little Hump Housse in Texas
Generik:
"God, I hate being on Brando clean-up detail... Could you spread 'em a little more, Mr. B?"
IndoLangSyne:
"Frisk me, Captain. That's an order."