ServoTheGreat:
Whoa lady, that's a little too casual.
Loodvig:
"You stole my pillow mint, didn't you?"
stareater:
Look, dumbass, if you're trying to do the Vulcan Pinch, I think it's a LITTLE to the RIGHT! Why don't I just knock myself out while we're at it! Sheesh!
KINGDINOSAUR:
A Trekkie date rapist is easy to escape from. They don't slip drugs into your drink. Most believe the 'Vulcan Nerve Pinch' really works. This is when you run.
Artanas:
"1, 2, Freddy's coming for you baby" *wocka chicka PING PANG*
Occupant:
I'm the son of 100 maniacs. You?
Loodvig:
"Belinda Carlisle? E-gads, you look horrible these days!"
Loodvig:
"Ya know, the one thing I do remember about Woodstock was 'don't try the brown acid'. But I ignored that, too."
Rbt:
This looks suspiciously like a "Sweathogs Reunion" show...
Loodvig:
"No! I changed my mind! I don't want a nipple ring! Noooooo!"
Moatas:
Steve had those 'devilish good looks'
Purrisa:
"But which one is the true Holy Grail?"
Itzart:
Miss, I see it says on your resume you'd be willing to... oh my God... and with a... holy... look at this, Frank! I think we got ourselves a cleaning lady!
Itzart:
After the rescue, Gilligan locked himself in a dark apartment to battle his conscience over the fate of his delicious fellow castaways.
jimrob:
You're kind of overdressed for sacrifice night, aren't you Stan?
alexgariepy:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! "Um, miss? It's a kilometer away, I don't think it's going to hit you."
Cyberbeast:
Karoke... OF THE FUTURE. My god, it never ends!!!
alexgariepy:
Alright, folks, time to begin our meeting. Chewbacca, battle report. *ROWR!* Thanks, Chewie.