ZenZuni:
"Hey, man, like -- I can be Shaggy -- and -- like -- you can be Scooby."
IndoLangSyne:
"Wait... I'm picking up a priority one communique from the Molly Ringwald collective. Pass the Cheez Whiz."
IndoLangSyne:
"Gauges say my Kirk-Cameron-osity levels are almost on 'E'. We need to pull off somewhere and top off the tank."
schtubby:
Once Jimmy's hamster escaped, it sure was hard getting him caught again... boy howdy.
schtubby:
Michael Caine sits idly by as Klink and Hogan review the schematics of his bionic intestine.
rickubis:
Well, of course I ran him over. It's his fault. He was lying there in the middle of the road. I thought someone had hired him as a speed bump.
rickubis:
You're a humanoid from a distant planetoid? You actually think I'm gonna fall for that "Starman" bull?
Hireling:
Feeling good about the homosexual experimentation" look.
Itzart:
In this fascinating candid footage, we see Leonardo Dicaprio morphing into Melissa Joan Hart--his double life exposed!
Purrisa:
Dolph Lundgren hits puberty
Itzart:
I am the Demon of Golf Clubs, and your short game is making me AAANNNGGRRYYY!
Itzart:
David Spade is Mia Farrow in Chucky 14: The Adolescent Years!
rickubis:
"No, really. I *am* deeply in touch with my feminine side. I even took a pair of hedge trimmers and turned my "outie" into an "innie."
MrAtomik:
"Give Mummy a kiss." "Ewwww, Mom, not on the lips!"
Loodvig:
"So, how does it feel to be prom queen?" "Shaddup."
rickubis:
*Please get me away from this man. He's my father and has gone insane. He insists I call him "Mom", and that pillow is his 3 month old child. Help me.
Loodvig:
oO(Oh crap, here comes the donation tray...)
Loodvig:
"Oh boy! The Marlboro Comedy Hour is on!"