YibbleGuy:
Jackie Chan regretted doing his own stunts for his new film "Drunken Master Bursts His Testicles."
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
We now join an unspeakable menage a trois between Kim Greist, Craig T Nelson and Phillip Seymore Hoffman already in progress...
GersonK:
Botticelli's "Birth of a Bowling Ball"
GersonK:
Bruce Willis IS Too Expensive For Us.
Ash_Skywalker:
"Hey everybody! Sarah Connor's loose again!"
LongLiveRock:
So, anyone want to play D&D while we wait to be tranquilized?
cscott:
"Wait a minute, Bill... if I sent my apple juice down to the lab for testing, what did I just have with my lunch?"
cscott:
"Before every meal we bow our heads and give thanks to Our Father Above." "Oh, you say Grace." "No, I mean my Dad. We keep him chained up in the attic."
cscott:
Eventually, the SciFi Channel Logo received the stern reprimand that it so richly deserved...
Rytalin:
"Hey, Charlie, is that a singularity opening up in front of us?" "A what?" "You know, a singularity, a dimensional doorway to other parts of... AAAAAIIEE!!!"
LongLiveRock:
What John Lennon would have looked like if he was alive today
Humoriste:
"Little" John was proud of his Erotic Forest Carvings...
Humoriste:
I am Kenny G, Minstrel of this fair forest!!!
FerriumX:
Arthur Fonzerelli IS THE LORD OF THE DANCE!
stareater:
Well, good job, dad, Your "SBD' " finally killed little Toby!
edeo:
Are you really supposed to prop the corpse up like that?
anti_Xmas_handle:
This is your brain on "Dude, Where's my Car?" ...any questions?
WinterWonderLood:
The Hillary/Oscar De La Hoya affair is uncovered...