aaabbbccc:
What... you don't think I look good with my new falsies?
JAUSTRALIS:
WELL, I see you've been attacked by the Este Lauder counter woman at the mall. Don't worry, I think I can get this off.
FewerToysHigherWages:
"Let me get this right. You were chasing a white Rabbit and you fell down a hole?"
Toob:
The Retirement Years of Chyna and Sable
questor:
Former Texas Governor Ann Richards and her tragic addiction to pixie stix.
ScutFarkas:
Aunt Betty always gets embarrassed when little Jenny hugs Uncle Stu and starts humping his leg...
lowellt:
"I don't think laying on of hands is going to cure a pregnancy, dipwad."
lowellt:
"OK, when are we gonna get this neighborhood cleanup going?" "Oh, screw it, let's get drunk!"
DiscoToe:
The three wise men came bearing gifts of Columbian gold, some insence and a killer bong.
MoldyLouWho:
*gasp* "Plum Fairy!" "That's right, Ms. Davis. Didn't think I'd find you, did you?"
lowellt:
Jenna's new "immersion therapy" was going well, until she fell asleep and drowned.
rodicus:
As a kid, God was never any good at hide-and-seek.
lowellt:
"Gee, you ARE pretty big, Mr. Big."
YingYang:
"Eeny meeny miney moe, in which of you will my gloved hand go?"
GlitterRock:
She's a much better Bat-Girl than Alicia Silverstone ever was.
FUQiznaviQUAD:
Next on Sci-Fi, how to turn your fish tank into a water-bong in seconds!
alexgariepy:
Okay, Soul Hunter, you go and talk to your little happy balls now.
SantAmon:
"Star Trek: The Motion Picture"