PaganFlux:
"There may have been one or two complications with your chemical peel, Ms. Richards..."
alexgariepy:
Yep, sharks definitely don't' like little stuffed plush monkeys!
stareater:
Bored with this whole "Creation" thing, God decides to burn some time skipping killer whales across the Pacific
stareater:
Peter Benchley knew he could reuse those "Jaws" swimming scenes years later, his foresight saving millions of dollars in costly production
Generik:
"You know, Frank, when your wife said she wanted you to 'go down,' I'm not sure this is exactly what she had in mind..."
YibbleGuy:
Little-known fact: If you want a mermaid to love you, NEVER try to take her abstract sculpture away from her.
clover:
In other news, the Tidy Bowl Man's limp bloated corpse was dragged in today...
YibbleGuy:
Now, if we can just find Pete and Julie, the Mod Squad will be reunited.
Generik:
So the first sperm says "Are we almost to the uterus?" And the second sperm says "Uterus? We just passed the esophagus!"
AssMonkey:
Conservative gay bondage
BuckFifty:
Sadly for Bruce, the morning he chose to quit sniffing copier toner was the same that Ogopogo attacked his sailing barge.
Generik:
"Your sperm TALK to each other? Don't you think that's kind of... creepy?"
RodRocket:
"How come you always play 'Ginger' and I have to be 'Mary-Ann'?" --- "'Cuz I'm the tall redhead, bitch! Now shut your hole and know your role!"
stareater:
Come on... if we promise to make out in the studio, we can get on Howard Stern!
stareater:
I can usually make it halfway thru the Macarena before my trick knee gives out
flappersquirrel:
Receding hairlines in descending order. The most profound scene in the entire movie.
JediClaus:
Rene Russo IS Helen Hunt IN... uh... we don't know yet, but we're pretty sure Mel Gibson's already signed on, too.
Granamyr:
Okay, pull once for the Green Voice, twice for the Yellow