Amon:
He's teaching Harkonnen how to tie his shoes.
BoobaFetish:
While visiting a chicken processing plant, Lanier was accidently de-boned.
amycamus:
Dimpled Chad.
amycamus:
Tired of the same old pedestrian natural disasters, Nature decides to throw a bright magenta-colored volcanic eruption in the middle of the Sahara.
NeoGrinch:
"So, what does alien spoo look like, exactly?" "You're soaking in it." "Yech!"
teambanzai:
Sometimes Good 'ole Charlie Brown gets liquored up and goes to the old baseball dimond to reminise about when he finally cut Lucy up and hid the body.
amycamus:
Jesus, Strawberry! You killed my dog!!!
amycamus:
Headquarters, Wiccan/Jewish Society of Friends.
MoldyLouWho:
This week, on "Trapper John, E.T."
Soozcat:
Y'know, if I printed this out and sent it to the Weekly World News they could probably use it for one of those "Alien Backs Republican Candidate" cover stories.
SantAmon:
Hey! NO SMOKING! Can't you read?
SantAmon:
"This will be the shallow end. As you can see, it's not too deep."
teambanzai:
You know these things are a lot more fun when they're full of water.
SantAmon:
"We're not going to make it to the hospital in time dear. You're gonna have to have the baby right here."
MoldyLouWho:
Mick Jagger, ex-baseball star: o/Look at me! My knee is shattered! She-do-be... shattered... o/
gowest:
ASS CHEEK FLEXES, Ready... Begin. 1234, 1234, 1234 come on team let's go! 1234...
rickubis:
Tug of war at a school for mimes.
gowest:
Fly American Airlines we will get you .. Oh Shit!