screaming_fist:
announcer: "...and it makes a nice Cinnabon frosting platter."
Amon_ster:
"...gooey, sticky Cinnabons, sliding in your mouth, sugar sticking on your lips..." "Please, don't stop now..."
E_B_A:
"I tell ya, if it weren't for the talking broom and the singing, dancing mop bucket, I'd have gone crazy after all these years, magical steam cloud!"
Amon_ster:
Before God created Woman, he tried to get Man to procreate with a tree branch. With mixed results...
Angel_Noir:
Ah, yes. I remember capping the old Valtrex commercials...
E_B_A:
Listerine's new product which treated genital ailments, did not render pleasently with CGI-enhanced commericals...
screaming_fist:
Not a desired reaction when showing a part of your anatomy.
Scouty:
Ah, good to know Pamala Lee's bra has moved on to *ehem* better things than "Barbwire"
Amon_ster:
Looks like Xev has more energy than Kai. Good thing he's got those special attacks, he's gonna need them.
screaming_fist:
"It's a boy!" *slaps mother*
screaming_fist:
Some babies just refuse to come out, thus the Caesarean was "born."
Meldrick:
"Do you like my new body? It's Barbie's old one. *wiggle* Dammit. Look at me!"
screaming_fist:
*BLECH*
empressv:
Many peaches have to die to make on Passionate Peach Peugeot!
Angewomon:
SURRRRRRRRRRRGE!!!
screaming_fist:
"Smells like... something."
FredPAC:
Time had not been kind to Boy George
animebabe:
Henry the VIII he ain't he ain't.