E_B_A:
We now return to Vivid Video's presentation of "The Sixty Ninth Element."
Amon_ster:
Raggedy Anne all grown up. (I bet no one has ever thought of THAT cap before, huh?)
screaming_fist:
"Buy their latest calendar, The Men of SciFi."
Amon_ster:
"It goes over there, Xev. Get it from her, would you Kai?"
E_B_A:
"Heyyy... that's not the world's tiniest violin! Come back here!"
Amon_ster:
"Now, class, I will disect the brain of a Sci Fi Channel executive. Gather round, everyone. It is kind of hard to see..."
E_B_A:
"So after the genie gave me a million dollars, I still had two wishes left. Well, I wanted gorgeous red hair and I love Twizzlers. Things got confused then..."
Amon_ster:
"Tinkerbell is going to the centerpiece of my insect collection!"
Angel_Noir:
"Note to self: clearly label shampoo and Kool Aid."
Meldrick:
While walking the halls, Ted is once again swallowed by a rogue basking shark.
Angel_Noir:
Who's the slick cappin' dude whom the SFC treats rude? keogh! You damn right...
screaming_fist:
"Our sausage is extruded fresh everyday."
GersonK:
Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is just Mulder and Scully
Amon_ster:
I see the Horta has installed lighting in it's tunnels...
Angel_Noir:
How Japanese animation artists illustrate female anatomy textbooks.
Amon_ster:
Close the damn door! I'm trying to take a shit here! Do ya mind?!"
Mr_Grant:
Why oh why did I buy Amazon.com at $66 a share?
E_B_A:
A rare shot of a Cynobite copping a feel before applying the fish hooks.